I ate the orange.
We went to the playground yesterday afternoon. Calvin and Coco packed 3 oranges for the outing. I brought along 2 bottles of water, sipping some throughout the walk. Upon arrival Calvin asked me to help him peel the orange. It was juicy and smelled wonderful. I thought "what if I chewed the orange and then spit out the pulp?" and considered this a plan.
This was a plan though we had only 3 oranges and I reserved them for 3 children. I peeled the next orange for Coco and began to section it. And then...Coco declared the 2 of us would share an orange. Yes, exactly!! I got half. I bit into one section and chewed...and chewed and chewed and chewed. It took 100 bites to complete one section. My saliva was so abundant I didn't need to spit out any pulp.
I suppose this is "a human blender" now isn't it?